Scream 4 Teaser

In my younger and more vulnerable years, I remember trying to attend a screening of Scream 2 with my cousin. Underage, we tried to sneak in, but the plan backfired, and were forced to see the all too forgettable Mr Magoo... (with Leslie Nielsen).

Anyways, times have changed, sorta, and Scream has sort of taken a back seat to horror films, recently, but not for long. Almost a decade later, Scream has released it's next film in it's sequence, choosing to adopt, the all too tiring, number embedded title, of SCRE4M. Which is a huge jump since SCR3AM, or SC2AM. (The worst being 5nal Destination)

So what does this movie have in store? Well, the "teaser" trailer was releases this week.
Have a look:

This time, and I quote "the kill has got to be, like, way more extreme"....uh huh....okay.

Also we are told that "the unexpected is the new cliche", well so is the decade long revival of a dead franchise for profit...Wes.

The trailer gives me the hint, that we're beating the same horse, except the horse died over ten years ago, and we grew tired of beating it, so we left and went home and cooked dinner, banged the wife, raised a family, then almost randomly, decided to run back up to that horse and kick it one more time in the stomach, before heading home.

There is a moment where we see a woman take off her shirt to reveal a bra...suggesting that at some point a woman will take off her shirt to reveal a bra.

The guys who made this trailer want you to want to go see the movie because you like boobs, not because you like movies...and it will work.

You also see a shot of an iphone, to let you know that the makers are "hip" and "with it" and up to date on all the latest technologies these kids are fiddling around with these days.

The core three are back...Cambell, Arquette and Cox-Arquette.

With a few new, familiar faces.
Hayden Panettiere is there, which is good because then we can watch teenagers acting sexual without the guilt of actually watching a teenager get sexual. Kristen Bell is there playing older Hayden Panettiere,

I think it's about time Wes Craven stops mentioning that he's the Master of Suspense in all his movies. They use this mantra now in movies that he has almost nothing to do with. I swear, the guy SNEEZES on a film, and they say "from the Master of Suspense".

Fine, he directed this movie, so he can say whatever he wants, and YES, the guy created Kruger, fine, but to say that you're the mater of suspense in 2010 is like the old man down the block that reminds you of the time the he was second string quarter back for the Chicago Bears back in 1950...it still won't stop a flaming bag of shit from appearing on a doorstep or two.

Anyways, so it's 2010, new decade, new era, new scream...great...expect a lot of Ipod and YouTube jokes.

Did I mention that you will probably see a bra...because you like boobs?